“Desmond done carved his name into da side of dis tree. Now peoples gonna think some Indian hieroglyphic shit went down.”
(Source: ghettohikes)
“Quinton’s fat ass waaaay back there. Homie can’t keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt, I’m like nobody here wear size Equator!”
(Source: ghettohikes)
Why yes, that is Rick Santorum’s face made out of gay porn.
Prayer, if god existed.
there’s a special hell reserved for videogame makers who don’t allow you to skip cutscenes
(Source: ipoem)
Hi Tumblr, Been Awhile Hasn’t it?
But I promise to update more now that I have a new phone! It helps me keep up with ALL the social networks! Woo!
At first, I thought this was Circular Gallifreyan.
I’M NOT ALONE
Jesus it really does look like it too.
Chris is an atheist? No wonder the man was so badass.
(Source: atheism-shitthatrocks)
Okay, I agree with everything else on this blog entirely. But this… really? If someone wishes me a Merry Christmas I’ll smile back and say “Merry Christmas”, dammit. It’s a wish of good will, it’s not like they’re directing this at you trying to alienate you.
Sorry, but this just reminds me of annoying Christians who get all up in arms when people say “Happy Holidays” to them. People are trying to be nice and show a little holiday spirit, take that for what it is and forget the words. Christmas started off as a pagan tradition anyway. ಠ_ಠ
(Source: atheism-shitthatrocks)
